Xmas Banner – Part 1 and 2

As a favour to some newbie sewist friends of mine, I have created a tutorial to start on a Xmas Banner.  This is the first two parts, and covers the creation of a template, choice of fabric, and cutting out.

Creating a Xmas Banner – 1 and 2

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Wool work skirt

Well I did promise myself that I would get this done, so I am very happy that I have delivered.

Pattern is Ottobre 02/2010 Zaffiro (this issue has pretty much become my TNT). The pattern is meant for silk, but I think it lends itself to wool very well. I added extra width at the front to allow for the tummy, then had to take it in anyway with an extra dart ….. go figure.  The skirt is actually still a little big, but it gives me a good amount of room around the hips, so I am not concerned.  Since I am only wearing a tucked in shirt to photograph it, how the waistband sits will be irrelevant.  Anyway, I have never liked it when a waistband cuts in.

Fabric is a wonderful soft wool (houndstooth?), I sourced this a couple of weeks ago at a garage sale. The original owner was an elderly lady who was placed into a dementia unit at nursing home. Going by the smell before I washed it, I would say this piece has been well aged. Lining is sew silky lining from Lincraft.
skirt front

Back … including my first ever faced kick pleat. I like this idea as I am always wary of revealing more than I intend with a split.
skirt back

Close up of the details. Invisible zip and handstitched waistband.
zip and waistband

Handstitched hem and kick pleat.
hem and kick pleat

I had originally planned to wear this with a white work shirt and a black knitted vest, but I am considering pairing it with the black linen tunic. I will see what I decide to do tomorrow.

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Contradicting accepted wisdom

Facebook is a entity without moral standards, without expectations either from itself or from others, and is an arena in which we can be either at our worst, or at our best behaviour.  I have bemoaned the distance that it creates in our relationships, yet at the same time appearing to allow us to be closer.  There is a superficial level that we never aspire to rise above, which perhaps is a poor reflection on our current society.  In particular, there seems to be an aversion to sensible debate, or even common sense statements.  I find myself reading the status updates of various friends (not a big issue, I have at the most about 30 friends on FB, positively tiny compared to others), wanting to criticise the generalisations, and contradict just because of the 2 dimensional view being presented.  Of course, a fair number of these people are actually real life friends as well, so just as tact filters the rubbish coming out of my mouth (most of the time), I filter myself online.

But this is my space ….. so please indulge me while I have a little rant.

“Without children my house would be clean, my wallet would be full, but my heart would be empty”.  I know childless people who are messy, who never learn to save, who love those around them with reckless abandon, and who are loved with the same zeal.   While I adore my children, they don’t define me, and I don’t think that its fair to infer that childless people are somehow cashed up, soul-less husks, living a half life of misery.

“Its not who you are that holds you back, its who you think you’re not” ……. huh?  Ok, so if I stop telling myself that I am not the queen of england, eventually I will become her?  Please at least try to make sense!

“Long winded rant about the benefits of being beaten as a child.  Repost if you got your butt whipped and survived”.  Now this one I did reply to and she deleted my comment.  See in my childhood, I got my butt whipped, my face slapped, my arms punched, my back slapped, whipped with a horse whip, belts, wooden spoon, straps, and various handy sticks.  I may have survived but it certainly did NOT do me any good.  Physical correction alone does not make for great parenting.  Harking back to the good ole days is silly.  Society, and people are vastly different now, and we need to find new ways to establish parental authority without inflicting pain on our children.

“Long winded drivel about the latest topic of interest in the world …………. 95% will care, and repost, 5% won’t care, and will ignore this.”   Does my friend really think I am a heartless soul who doesn’t care about Down Syndrome/Autistic Children? or Womens Rights?  or Mental Health?  Just because I choose to not pester my other friends and family with trite comments, doesn’t mean I don’t care.  Didn’t mean to infer that?  Well then don’t post it.

Now I know that my friends don’t always believe these trite statements, or at least appreciate the message on a certain level.  I have sensible, intelligent friends and family … I know that.  But when its the only contact you have, you start to wonder if your FB friends are really as one dimensional as they appear.  That while they try to appear tolerant, they are in essence promoting a singular, intolerant view.  And often these little windows in life, make them appear limited, when I know they aren’t.  Worse still, as with the smacking issue, the poster’s aren’t interested in creating a conversation.  Its about passing judgement on others, and claiming the higher moral ground.

Not a great reflection on FB, or our society.

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Pink, blue ……. and LOUD !!!!

I adore bright pink …. it makes my face look flushed, and probably doesn’t suit me, but what the heck, I like it anyway.

This fabric was part of a garage sale hoard that I scored last year (or was it the year before?).  The seller was clearing out her mother’s stash as part of sorting out her estate.  I think its sad when a seamstress passes on.  To me the piles of fabric are unfinished stories waiting to be told.  Exactly what the story is on this fabric, I don’t know.  On me its, “I am wearing a bright top to disguise that I am dog tired and in need of a nap.”

It has a lovely drape, a beautiful soft texture, and sewed up very nicely.  I hope its previous owner approves of what I made with her fabric.

Pink, blue and LOUD!!

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Legendary Jacket Patch

Well this has been a fair time in the making, but my son’s smile makes it worth it.

I picked up this fantastic thick fleece jacket from an op shop, mistakenly believing that the initials on the front were from his school, and therefore it would make a great uniform piece for him for the winter. What I didn’t realise is that printed across the back was the word “coach” in large white heat bonded letters. Turns out the jacket was a sporting team jacket rather than a high school one. Still, I wasn’t willing to waste such a good find.

To the rescue came my sister. Her newly discovered hobby is appliqué, and combined with her impressive artistic skill (yeah babe …. but I don’t sound like a strangled duck when I sing . :p ) she is a font of possible graphics. So I put in a request, to make me a patch that I could put over the words on the back.

And to the rescue she came ….. with a design which is not only original, but also wonderfully appealing to a teenage boy (so much so that he wants to risk detention to wear it to school). I have to say, at first I was daunted. I had never appliquéd before, and figuring out how to get this design onto the jacket was testing me. With a bit of advice from Tam, I dove in.

Jacket Patch

Close up of my first ever satin stitch
Close up

I have a very happy boy, who wants to wear something I have made. And that makes me a happy mum.
happy boy

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Yoga Band Skirt – plus size friendly

The advent of the yoga band as a fashion choice had been great in many ways. Its comfortable, creates an attractive silhouette, makes clothing versatile (e.g.: for maternity) and is a good choice for clothing that requires you to move and bend.

However, there is a difficulty using a yoga band on clothing for plus sizes. Although the bigger sizes in many pattern types assume that being bigger means you are just a bigger version of a size 8, that is rarely the case. Plus sized women often have fat deposits that contribute to their size. This may be on the hips, thighs, backside or in my case my stomach. These deposits just don’t behave like a toned stomach or pregnant belly. They are not firm, they are soft. This causes all sorts of problems with the fitting of clothing, including yoga bands. You will take a waist measurement, but find the finished waistband will be too loose, or gapey at the back. I discovered this recently when purchasing a custom made yoga band skirt from Crafty Mamas. Sending my measurements off, I received a beautifully made skirt, that while it stayed up, did not feel very secure. Go for a tighter waistline, and the fabric pulls in, cutting unattractively and pulling up the pants/skirt fabric in the process.

The solution I found in RTW clothing. After my sister purchased a beautifully soft and comfy pair of cotton/lycra lounge pants from Target, I started looking around for a pair for myself. Of course I couldn’t find anything similar in plus ranges, but I did chance across a similar pair of size 18’s in the regular range, and I took a chance that they would fit. They don’t fold down like a traditional yoga waistband, but the waistband is wide, and curved, providing a similar amount of firm hold that a yoga band does. The difference is the insertion of a length of elastic in the top stitching line. This provided the security to hold up the weight of the pants, stretched enough to hold firmly to the tummy, without the extra bulk of gathered fabric.

And so to find a pattern. Not always an easy thing. But found it I did. KwikSew 3384. Yes I know its a pants pattern, but this is my wearable muslin, and mostly I was experimenting with the waistband, to see if it suited my body shape. I didn’t have enough fabric for pants, so I folded in the crotch, cut the front on the fold, and made myself an A-line skirt instead.

Lilac Skirt

I can’t believe how well this has gone. I expected the hipline to cut in, or the waistband to be too tight, but neither happened. And best of all, I got a maxi skirt, not exactly what I was aiming for, but a pleasant surprise. I can’t wait to try this as a pair of lounge pants, or better still, in some slinky for evening wear!

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Baking … good for the soul

There is nothing like the provision of food to make you feel just that bit better. I have had a cow of a day, rotten sleep, cranky mood, and its not helped by the children’s attitude. My back was sore, I couldn’t sew, and so I was feeling just a bit meh!

So I decided to bake. First, a regular bread dough. I decided to experiment, making one loaf for my lunches for the week, and the other loaf, I rolled out flat’ish, then spread with some caramelised onion relish (that is it at the front). I will cut it for tonights dinner, so looking forward to that.

Bread

Then I decided to have a go at a sweet bread dough. I have tried the cinnebuns recipe, and frankly, was seriously underwhelmed. Too sickly sweet and fatty. This one, I went with my regular bread dough, cut in some butter and some extra sugar, and then for the filling I used a mixture of pie apples and brown sugar. It tastes quite good, but the recipe will need some tweaking to be perfected.
Proving:
Apple Scrolls

Baked:
Apple Scrolls

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Home made bread …. from scratch

500 gms strong bread flour
2 teaspoons salt
2 teaspoons of bread improver (available in the baking aisle)
2 tablespoons of sugar
2 teaspoons of instant yeast
280mls water
50 mls warm milk.

Place the water, milk and sugar into a jug, and microwave until just warm.
Sprinkle yeast over the surface and gently stir into the water mix
Cover with Cling wrap and leave to stand for approx 15-20 mins. yeast will be “activated” by the sugars and become frothy (warning, will not smell good … think stinky armpits)
Mix the rest of the dry ingredients together (sift if you have nothing better to do … I never bother)
Mix the water/yeast mix into the dry ingredients, until the mix develops into a firm ball (add water if too dry, flour if too wet …. little bits at a time but be patient as often mixing will fix an apparent imbalance of ingredients)
**** I use my Kenwood with a dough hook to knead my bread but this is not essential *****
Knead vigorously for 8-10 minutes until dough is stretchy and elastic.
Spray the inside of the mixing bowl with oil.
Place the dough in the bowl, turn over to coat with the oil, and then cover the bowl with cling wrap.
Leave the dough until it doubles in size. (this can be between 30mins to and hour – depending on how warm your kitchen is). This is called “proving”.
turn the dough out of the bowl, and knead gently. this is called “knocking down”.
Form into a log, and place into a bread tin (line the tin if it has been used for anything other than bread) or place in a round lump on a flat tray (to make a cob shape)
cover lightly with a tea towel and allow to prove for approx 30-40 minutes.
Preheat the oven to 190-200 degrees C.
Bake the bread until it sounds hollow when tapped on the base.

baked bread and cupcakes

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Born again ………..

Christians, non-smokers, grey nomads, amway salesmen, SAHM’s ….. born again botherers …. the lot of them.

Firstly a definition: A “born again” is somebody who for one reason or another, either got off, or were never on… the god/non smoking/parenting/amway train ….. but then magically “discovered” it at a later point in their lives. Convinced that this life choice was the turning point in their lives, which they not only invented, but they are privy to some sort of secret code, that they feel a deep and desperate need to inflict on you, usually unasked for. This heartfelt advice is usually a judgement of you wrapped up in supposed concern.

**** Disclaimer: please be aware I am talking about “born agains” here. Regular christians, normal old non-smokers, your average granny traveller, and most parents are perfectly sensible. I can’t vouch for amway salespeople …. they are a weird bunch.*****

Today I encountered a born again fitness trainer. This is a person that not only decided that she might do a bit of exercise to be healthy, but then embarked on some sort of “life transformation” (code for training apparently), so that she can be better qualified to guilt others into exercising too. After discussing my recent brush with excruciating pain (aka gall bladder removal), she announced that in 6 weeks she would be a qualified trainer, and then she would make a point of catching up with me. She then went on to say that there is no fat genes, and everyone just needs to ………….. (insert fanatical babble here, I zoned out).

What is it that makes a born again think that they can inflict their judgement on others? At no point did I say that I was interested in having a personal trainer, nor did I ask for assistance to lose weight. Yes I am quite aware that based on society expectations I should be doing something, but at no point did I say that I wanted her help. As far as I am concerned she said that I was fat, and that only she could cure me. and the best part? apparently I had no say in that decision.

We shall see …….

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My journey with the linen dress

*insert 100 decibel scream here*

I am not a great shape for these sorts of dresses. I know that, its been proven time and time again. But I found this gorgeous fabric. Linen/spandex …. a fabric I don’t usually wear. In a big muted floral print, something I almost always don’t wear either. But I have been stretching a lot of my boundaries lately, so why not this one.

Next is pattern choice ….. Ottobre – Sleeveless dress. A straight up and down shift, not a design I usually wear, but this pattern range has been refreshingly diverse with its plus sized designs, so I thought I would give it a go.

But …. I made my first mistake. First rule of sewing a new design (especially with special fabric) … MAKE A MUSLIN! (a test of the design). I didn’t, cutting my fabric. I conveniently forgot that I need at least 10cm on the waist and hips for a comfortable fit. I get away with it in knits, but not so wovens.

I finished the dress, to a spectacular standard, but its on gertie because of one very important thing, it won’t go on me.
*insert tantrum here*
Front

You guessed it, too tight across the hips and bum. To me it was a classic, learner sewist mistake, and I took some quality time to beat myself up about it. I debated what to do. The “throw it in the corner” approach was getting heavy voting. Cut the bottom half off and make a top out of it? An online friend suggested godets. In the end, I decided on inserting two piped panels down the side.
whole dress

Of course, solving one problem exacerbated another. The underarm already poked out unattractively, and adding another inch of fabric to it made it worse. Its not an elegant solution, but I decided to just stitch a dart into the side seam, pulling in the underarm. Its not perfect, but since I won’t be wearing this dress without a bolero, it won’t matter all that much.

The finished outfit:
finished outfit

Its more a spring/summer outfit than winter. Still, I stuck with it, when I could have thrown it away and wasted some really quite beautiful fabric. Its a win …. not a perfect win, but a win none-the-less.

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